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В полет, друзья!::Vasaros sniegas

В полет, друзья!

Я служу в армии.
Карма моя – подрывник.
Каждое утро рывком я встаю,
Проверяю тайник.

Я в тайнике том
Запасы взрывчатки держу.
«Жу», - говорю ей тихонько.
Она отвечает: «Жу-жу!»

Я - лучший воин
И к напасти всякой готов.
Я прикрепляю взрывчатку
К основам винтов.

Сто лет мечтал
В химвойсках курить анашу.
Не отпустили туда –
Что ж, я сам ухожу.

Ну, басурмане, - на выход!
А то щас рванет!
Мне ДЛК-25 килограмм
И еще самолет.

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Я в небесах, значит,
Там – на земле – будет рай.
Я достоевский сегодня!
Я доставляю кайф!
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